well not really.
this was forwarded to me. not my views.
Subject: I'm Voting Democrat
I'm voting Democrat because --English has no place being the official
language in America.
I'm voting Democrat because --I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.
I' m voting Democrat because-- I think the government will do a better
job of spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat --because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq,
I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because
they'll think we're a good and decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because-- I believe people who can't tell us if it
will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a
windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because --I believe businesses in America should not
be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give
the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can
redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because --I believe guns, and not the people
misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because-- when someone with a weapon threatens my
family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to
911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
I'm voting Democrat because-- oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of
gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas
are just fine.
I'm voting Democrat because --I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe
element that could never get their agenda past voters.
I'm voting Democrat because--- illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services,
education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a
better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for
that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because--- now I can marry whatever I want, so I've
decided to marry my horse.
Signed
The Village Idiot
Stan.
Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life' Because Life is a journey to be savored !!!!
GO FISHINGAs Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.